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azda
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Since my dear old mother in law went senille all she does all day is stare through the window..
Maybe one day if it gets really cold i will let her back in! :D
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I know it's not a joke but it is Homer awesomeness:

Homer: "who the hell are you?"
Andre Agassi: "I'm Andre Agassi"
Homer: "the wrestler?"

******* WIN!

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Found out last night my granny made a porno in the seventies.Dunno what disgusted me more,the fact she had made it or that i carried on wanking after i recognised her!!

I'm guaranteed to shag the missus up the arse this weekend.She's dyslexic and thinks it's vaselines day!!
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:lol: azda jokages FTW!

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Are you free today? It's pancake day,Ive got all the ingredients all i need is a tosser!! :D



Chaos reigns at the winter Olympics.After the death in the luge the Irish bobsleigh team are now refusing to compete until the course is gritted.!! :D
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Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman in a bar talking about their kids:

Englishman - My son was born on St Georges day, so we called him George.

Scotsman - WOW! amazing, my son was born on St Andrews day, so we called him Andrew!

















Irishman - WOW!! That's unbelievable - you wait till I tell Pancake!


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Rejected ideas for Windows 7

"Hi, I'm Kate McCann and leaving windows open was my idea"

"Hi, I'm Joseph Frizel and not having windows was my idea"

"Hi, I'm Harvey Price and licking windows was my idea"

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What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?





Dr Dre.

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Paddy went to the bank for a loan and the teller says to him "I am sorry sir but the loan arranger is not in today" Paddy replies "that's OK i will speak to Tonto if he is here"!! :oops:
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Cliff Richards meets a fan from China.He says"I ruv u Criff ,i ruv song called itchy,sore fanny" Cliff says "I didn't sing a song called that" the Chinese fan says " yes you did it went,Itchy,sore fanny how we don't talk anymore".!! :D

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Tiger Woods
Ashley Cole
John Terry
Vernon Kay
Mark Owen

What have they all got in common?

Wives who obviously need to make more of a ******* effort...

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Robbo: I used to be able to blitz EVERYONE and ANYONE at games like Track & Field etc. Then I discovered wanking and SOMEHOW that seemed to slow my ability down...

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I see BA is on strike again.To be honest i dont think the A-team will miss the lazy,Flying shy fool.!!
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